That’s What She Said!

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?
I can’t really remember. I’ve had my temper under control lately.

What is your weapon of choice?
Words.

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Sure would and sure have.

How about the same sex?
I have. Mostly in my own defense.

Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
I wouldn’t be able to tell you. Cause they haven’t told me themselves.

What is your pet peeve?
bad drivers tops the list…it’s actually pretty long.

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
It depends. With time I usually let them go, but in some cases I’ll be your bff the next day

Sloth
What is one thing you’re suppose to do daily that you haven’t?
Clean my room, wash Hazel’s bottles.

What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?
Probably 5pm, depends on the night before really. Or if I’m sick. Or when I worked at starbucks opening shift and be off by 7:30 am my mom would let me sleep all day. It was glorious.

Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t?
Bill collectors. And Janet from HSA to talk about when my promotion will be…and I don’t know so…uhh, yeah.

What is the last lame excuse that you made?
I’ve been trying this new thing out called honesty. Really, it’s great. I feel better about myself.

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Like the 30 min ones after midnight? Only the one for the makeup that Paula Abdul and Pamela Anderson wear supposedly.

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?

I only use the alarm clock when I have to work an opening shift (TEN AM HAHA) or be somewhere early.
To answer your question if I use the alarm clock, usually a half hour has gone by of me pressing snooze before i roll out of bed, hit my head on Hazel’s crib, get a concussion and go into a 30 year coma.

Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Chai Tea

Are you a meat eater?
only if it’s boneless and skinless and cooked to the point that you could never tell it was part of a living being before….barf… If I enjoyed more vegetables, I’d be a vegetarian probably.

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?
Uhm, this question is stupid. Obviously I would never be able to answer this question because I would never be able to remember.

Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
I need to drink more water. There is too much Rockstar in my veins.

Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
cookie dough.

Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
SPICY FOR SHEEZIE.

Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, “lunch”?
Pretty sure I’m not a cannibal. That’s disgusting.

Greed
How many credit cards do you own?
ZERO

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Buy a house. Pay my parents back money they’ve spent on me, put money away for Hazel’s college.

Would you rather be rich or famous?
Being famous usually means you’re rich and people just give you stuff…so that one.

Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
Of course. Can I do it part time?

Pride
What’s one thing that you have done that you’re most proud of?
Had a beautiful baby girl

What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
uhhh… I’d say the same thing I guess…

What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Raising Hazel to be the best possible person she can be. Having my own happy, healthy family.

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Depends on what it is. If it’s surprising to me I achieved second place, sure I’d be stoked.

Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes. At school.

Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
Who hasn’t.

What did you do today that you’re proud of?
Stretched the truth to sell a customer an extra pair of shoes so we could meet our daily sales goal. (It was 5 minutes before closing and we were 50$ under so I told him that if I were a boy, or if they had my size, I’d totally rock the shoes he picked out. Too bad they were ugly.)

Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
There’s a few. Never in a movie, strippers, or locker rooms though…so, yeah.

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
Chest, sure. A lot of my friends have tattoos there. Or they have big boobs and I’m jealous. It’s not creepy

What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
jaw, chest, arms, eyes, hair.

Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
New Years 2007 was a crazy insane night I (or anyone else that was at our house) cares to talk about.

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Some day, that will be my life’s greatest achievement

Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
My friends are people who share. So anything of theirs I like, I could just borrow.

Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with?
Idk anyone who wants to. If I were to go on that show I’d ask that they knock down my bedroom wall and expand further into the back yard so hazel and I have a bigger room.

If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
myself. But married to Emile Hirsch and being uber rich.

Have you ever been cheated on?
Too many times, sweet.

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Tan skin, smaller nose, a more defined jawline, and longer legs.

What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
inborn? whatever that means, I’m fine with myself now thanks.

What deadly sin…
Do you do the most often? sloth
Do you do the least often? greed
Is your favorite to act on? lust